platitude of a platypus

Well I thought maybe I'd update here but its been so long I fear heart attacks from the unexpected post appearing from behin the curtain. For those wondering, why yes a large part of this post was getting to point out my sweet ass Ianto icon w00t XD

Lol Haz just borrowed my Obelix bag to take to the Toga party to keep his id etc in. We then engaged in a humourous pun filled exchange about Oblesiks being "pulled out" and shown to ladies. Ahhh juvenile minds. We then concluded most there would not know what they were and thus the joke would be lost. Ahhhh snerfs
 
D/l'ed 'Not Dead Yet' fanmix.

Hah on way home from Foundry on Tue, rather drunk got stopped by cop near park that kid was killed at. He noticed the jug I had in my hand and asked where I had gotten it from. I rather unconvincingly replied "Home". He knowingly remarked 'Going to return it to the foundry?" "Yes' I blatantly lied. Why do I only ever run into cops when drunk?

Have pretty much killed myself dead on janto fic. Its so hard not to now though, cos its canon! I dont know when that will stop being squee if ever. I love my fandoms, afte reading a torchwood/SGA crossover I rewoke my SGA love and am now reading a totally fucked crackfic thats not but is Mpreg

I <3 McKay so much. Lol i spazzed out about T'ealc at work to some unsuspecting girl who was buying SG1, I think she was scared of the feverish fan glazed look and spazz hands I was working.

For your depraved pleasure http://rageprufrock.livejournal.com/315307.html

Right off to drink

Fri went to Kate's and then with her and Eva watched the Undie cars. Met up with Ayla and went back to Kates to watch the boys get made up. JK made the prettiest girl, honestly he was so pretty; although Kinan had the best legs, damn boys and their legs. After Kate, Ayla and I went driving and we stopped off at the gas station wherein one of the 'Chrome Dome' boys washed the windscreen randomly for us and kate nearly ran some of the "Emobile' boys over. Got ice cream then hung at the foundry and stole drinks. Work I was slightly drunk for first bit which was sweet as it went pretty fast.

Sat work was boring. Got home and changed into the shortest skirt EVER!!! Went to party and had a good time from memory. Trina was v cool and Nni, her and I played drinking game which I blame for my black out of large chunk of night. I remember taking photos of my ass and MeShell's boobs though, dirty dancing and lots of yells of "Klahn!!"

Woke up this morn a little worse for wear. My stomach got the hangover, my head was fine. Had shower couple of hours after waking and found on my stomach the words 'So many groins, so little time." Can anyone explain that?

Um.. Anway Tony (Hulk Hogan guy) came round and we were just hanging in Kates room was good as all sunny. Then Ziman and Hamish came round. Rory came round for a bit and took us to supermarket wherein Ayla bought pizza, choc and choc chip waffles w00t w00t

After a while I faced the alcohol (hey, it was free!). We went driving, Ayla, Kate, Ziman, Hamish and I. It was mean. We were playing drinking games and asking questions as in the title. We went to New Brighton and on a hooker run. We were driving round hills and stopped at this lookout point and there was a possum. Hamish was trying to throw his bottles at it. Then Kate was trying to get it with the hooker boots in Zimans car. It was so much fun just driving, drinking and talking crap.

God, everyone was giving me crap about Rory! Poodle, Ziman, Tony, Kate... honestly all of them. Thank christ they shut up when Rory was actually there. I had a great time though. I'm so glad I met Kate (and that she stalked me), I always end up having a great time with her. Yay.
Even if she did make me listen to Hanson!

Work was of the boredom as usual. I made the bluetack at service into a ghost and it even has a speech bubble saying 'boo'. So far the bluetack has been a star; heart; A; Dolphin; whale; telephone; car and now ghost.  So caught bus home and chatted to Andrew who was telling me how he was going to ask this chick at work out, was all cute.

Got home and put on dress and drew blood on Harri like slit wrists. Harri then drew a third eye and a rune on my face. Luckily harri got the pink eyeshadow and I got eyeliner asHarri's stuff hasn't come off so well lol Actually I kinda remember it not coming off to well,  my bad. Dave's party was good times. Ayla's hair was king. Hung out with Rory and ended up talking for years. The Pants round ankles Haka was the winner of the night I think though lol.

Was walking home today with Rory and this lady (in like 50's) was walking this guy and lady to the street. They come out of the drive and she is talking she looks our way, stops in mid sentence and just stares at me. Then sort of starts and realises what she's done and trys to keep talking. Rory was like "So feeling self conscious in that dress now?" I honestly thought it was a pretty tame dress.

Anyways off to avoid working so more. Such a goregous day out.

So it is my new mission in life to get at the minimum the entire world to watch the 60's Batman movie. So far I've gotten Mr E, MeShell and Harri so I think i'm doing well. Mr E exceptionally enjoyed the logic skills they used, but who wouldn't? Fri I went to work and we were short-staffed due to more managment mishaps. Then harri and I watched more Supernatural. Work on Sat was lame to Bataclismic levels.

MeShell came round Sat night an her and Harri drank. Today my parentals popped in. They had Nni's present which is taunting me, sitting there warbling 'Open, open, open'. However I also have Torchwood singing 'Ianto, Ianto, Jack, Ianto, welsh, Myfanway' its like a chorus crying for concern. Batman has affected my linguistic skills.

I'm supposed to be working on my assignment but I'm really not.

For those who haven't seen Batman I'll leave you with this awesome riddle, imagine you're seeing it written in the sky by a Polaris missile.

                                                  What weighs 6 oz's, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?

It was one of those perfect days today. The sun was shining, there was no wind and everyone was happy. Went to uni wherein we learnt about psychopaths and had chats with neil (the girl sitting in front of us's red neck pimple). Sat out in sun on bench after with kate and Ayla and Jimmy, who was all sparkly about his boyfriend. After an hour of hanging out, cos it was too nice to do anything else, we went to the library where I printed out my assignment. It was a piece of crap and I didn't care one bit. Kate and I went to 'Captain Ben's' and got some chicken fried rice, mine also had cashew nuts XD

We then went to Video store, on way I had meet-ups with harri, Katie and MeShell all randomly. We got out this absolute pit called 'Cry wolf' pathetic. The video store guy and I had this like rant going the whole time he was serving us. Just talking shit, its funny how easy it is now to do that. Both sides just playing off each other and building lies on top of lies. While we were watching, Ayla, Eva and Rory came round. We ended up sprawled around Kate's room in the sun listening to music. It was brilliant.

In other news: Harri and I played 'Supernatural' drinking game last night w00t w00t
                          I'm currently talking to C-man <3 <3
                          My card declined the other day on $2, luckily Mandz bought me tea
                         My payrise has gone through yet I still end up with not enough money, i think i'm offically greedy
                          Peks sent me the notebook our group made for her years ago and it made me sad cos we said we'd be friends forever.

 This interesting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty8d_7GBx6k

Why is it always me who gets the weird looks? take this for example:
 
      Yesterday I went to the mall with Harri so she could get a sheet for the toga party. We are walking through Kmart and I mention to her for some reason that now alludes me "One man's foot is another man's shoe" There was a later middle aged woman walking past and she gave me the hellass disgusted look for that one. Hey fair enough, although did no one ever tell you its rude to eavesdrop?

    Anyway so then we get to the queue and I mention how some magazine I read at work had 'happily Eva after' as it's catch line for a story on Eva Longoria's wedding and some lady turned round and gave me hellass evils. Ok sure it was a bad pun but there's no need to bame ME for that! Now for the kicker, Harri mentioned sex and Haz and was chatting to me about them both and no one even blinked!! WTF!

Abnormal was just as funny as it always is. Jimmy's phone went off loudly all ringing and Kate and I pissed ourselves. Then Our lab tutor made some remark about spread and I said "You're a good spread." Which me being me was not said as quietly as one might hope.

Work was hell ass boring yesterday. I introduced Scott to my parents as he always wanted to meet them and virtually the first thing out of his mouth (straight after the whole "Hi, I'm Scott" part) was "So, I hear you're a bread scientist." My Da just turned and looked at me and cracked up. I honestly don't think there's anyone I've ever  met who i haven't  told about my Da being a bread scientist lol.

Got home and was v tired and hung for bit with Haz and MeShell. MeShell and her bro were chatting on her cellphone and me and Haz also had a chat each with him. Thanks to Haz I ended up talking about his cock with him, such is my life.

Went to Kate's 21st. How scary is walking into a packed party by yourself and seeing absolutely no one you know. Anyway Kate was all drunk and huggy and we found Dave. Who showed me the beer and his girlfriend who is lovely. Ran into Ayla and hung with her. She told me all the goss about everyone. Was chatting with Rory and sharing some goss and then in a moment of faux pa genius the girl who slept with the guy was his ex that he's still hung up on!!!! So yeah that was uncomfortable.

Had a great night, there was a guy who had a Hulk Hogan mo and it was bleached and everything!! He was King.

Um so Da rings and says a letter has arrived for me to them from my aunt Leona. Enclosed in a Spike Milligan (fricking sweet) card is a cheque for my uni fees. She pays some of it dependent on my marks. So the cheque reads $21,100!!!!!! No typo's there, it is a twenty one thousand dollar cheque!!!!!!

Um dude my mind is blown.

Uni starts again next week and I have shit ass classes. Got back abnormal mark, mean was 52 and I got 69.5 so stoked there. Unfortunately kate failed kinda badly however Jimmy came about 6th in the whole class.

Haz is back sunday. Coffee with Jimmy and Kate tomorrow; work then hanging at Haz's with her, MeShell and Katie; Kate's 21st on sat and thats the weekend plans.

The Covenant is very good in the fan-service department.

Oh and for conference we are going as the Planeteers from captain planet, lol. That's if all goes to plan

On Wed worked 11-8 and then Haz picked me up and we went to my parentals wherein I got some grocs and homemade choc ice cream. Then to Harri's parents house where we had spa (which kicked) and watched stargate. Was hilarious as I got in the car and we literally talked straight for like half an hour.

Last night was 'Cheer Caitlin Up Drinks'. The bar was rather empty and we all consumed a few jugs and I had an awesome time. Quite a bunch of us turned up and we drunk til closing. Then Jonny, Glen, Scott, Caitlin and Brooks came back to mine. On way we stopped at Big Gary's but the bastard was shut, which we had a rant about with this group of drunk guys and a group of druk girls who had all come to partake. So dropped in at Countdown. The guys played Backgammon and chess and Brooks and Caitlin left together which is really gonna cause trouble between her and Bridie. I'm just thankful Bridie is leaving cos that would be one hell of a mess otherwise.

Oh and Nni when we were on way to pub we drove past U and G'funk and I couldn't figure how to get the window open so I was banging on it and then honked horn at you. Thats what my text was about

So woke up wed morn to Haz yelling at me to get up as we were off to Invercargill. Chucked some crap in a bag and we were gone with me still in my pyjama's and not anywhere near awake. Brought loads of junk food and started the drive taking turns to choose a cd to listen to. It is actually like an 8 hr drive, so by the end both of us were partially insane from being in one place for so long. MeShell's family are v nice especially when we first arrived and MeShell wasn't even there!!

So point style - Kicked Haz's ass in Guess Who (how sweet is Guess who?)
                         - Heat pumps. Possibly what Heaven is made of
                         - The Transformers movie is the SHIT. Extremely cool
                         - Turkish kebabs make insanely good kebabs,.
                         - Haz and I really are the same person (drunken Guess who she actually GOT my person)
                         - Clubbing in Invers is a strange experience.

And for those interested the Rules: Each person picks a card and has their board in front of them as per usual. First person asks a Question however it can not be lame like (Does your person have brown hair?) Basically if its actually answerable you're playing wrong. Thus "Does your person sniff glue" and "Does your person listen to the Beatles?" are the types of questions one should be asking. For each person you flick down you get half a drink, so two people down = one drink. If you actually manage to end up with the right person at the end (which one would assume is impossible, but appartently not) you have to finish your vessel.

Game inspired by when MeShell's 18(?)yr old bro was playing vs 6 or 7yr old next door neighbour and the kid asked "Is your person angry" and when her bro said no, the kid flicked down all but one person, who it turns out was not the person her bro had. V amusing.

New hairdo for me. Mandz and Stace did it on fri. I went and drank with them and Ash who's down from Welly for the uni hols. They were ultra professional it was hilarious. It's v arty, not sure if I like it or prefer long hair. Short hair is good to dry etc though. I drank way too much and just am hoping I didn't say anything I shouldn't have. Its hard when people are anti each other and you're friends with both sides. Da picked me up from the pub and mum made me go in to their bedroom so she could see new haircut.

In the morn had loads of good food then off to work. Slow ass day but heaps of angry bitching customers. I went upstairs on my lunch break and Ian and Glen andI were chatting and they suddenly both bent down and picked me up and were carrying me down the stairs. I honestly thought they were going to drop me and I would die. At end of night this lady wouldn't leave and we did two closing calls and Sarge went over and told her she had to go and she agreed, then walked off in opposite direction. It got to the point where I was crying I was laughing so hard cos we were making all these pointed remarks and she just wouldn't leave!

Today woke up in time to be picked up but the 1st ep of torchwood had finished d/l'ing so I watched that and then Da arrived and I had to rush to get ready. Had lunch and it was tasty. Then we made candyfloss and we got the technique down now. It was so fun. I love spending time with my fam. After we went to Gran's and my Aunt Shirley was there and she gave me a box of chocs and $50 for my bday and gran gave me $200. So w00t w00t.

Now I must study for exam, bleaugh

Urgh, I hate in hangovers when food seems such a good idea while eating ti and then once finished it dances in you oesphogus. Lets see... had my test on fri morn and it was hard. V hard. I finished at same time as Kate so went to comp lab and finished our reports. On way to the Foundry ran into Nni and had chat with then we headed to Foundry and drank a beer and chatted and grooved to the music. Was relaxing. Met up with Mr E on way home and we went and got fish'n'ships. Saw Ems at mall while getting sauce and invited round.

MeShell was round. B-rad is away for weekend and Ems came round. plus Nige and Duffy and we drank a bit but not excessive. Work on Sat were so understaffed it's just constant and as such is wearing and unlikely to change before a breakdown. Came home tired as a dog and was ready to blag life but was escorted out by Haz and Nni. Nick's 21st was in this awesome as building in this deserted looking run down hole. Ate some tasty food, drank some free beer and hung out and chatted with people. Got texts from tracey saying I should come hang, I repsectfully declined but like so many at work she lacks certain social skills. Scott rang but Haz dealt with that.

Edwin came and picked us up and we hung with him, Ignacio and a few of his other friends. Drunk rum  and coke and later wine. Danced and then Edwin drove us to ours we got blankies and in my case pj's and then bypassed Countdown on way to Edwin's. Played Buzz, watched 'Meaning of Life' and it was good. Slept in front of fire which was SO NICE. Until it went out anyway.

Work and I are getting closer, entwined. I actually want to spend more time with people from there.

So.... Best Day Ever (B.D.E). Ahh can't remember how it started and frankly thats unimportant. So Haz and I head to the Dux to see Odessa. We arrived and I had two drinks, neither of which seemed to contain any alcohol. Then we see Pender sitting all by his lonesome at the bar. So what were loyal fans to do? Mob him of course. So wander ove and Haz begins proceedings with the ever awesome "Are you the lead singer of Odessa?" So we had a chat about the whole gender-style food and smocking. Then his friend came over and they had a hug and a kiss and Haz and I were ready to leave and spend the rest of the night being stoked for getting to chat with pender. When he turns round and introduces us as his and I quote here "friends."

   Ok, so after that squee-worthyness was over we decided to get some more booze. Now colletively we had $6 just enough fro one Ginger Tom between the two of us. As we were finishing it Pender came back over and said he'd introduce us to Matt (Puba). But when we got over to him he as in the middle of an anecdote so we got introduced to the manager Peaches. Had a bit of a chat about BA's an their inevitable uselessness (is that a word?) Then puba comes along and we get introduced and he puts down both drinks to shake our hands with both of his "Thats to show you i think you're special". To which i replied "If we were really that special you would've given us those drinks." Good joke I thought, next thing I know hes arranging drinks for us!!! w00t w00t

  So then we chatted with Puba and it turns out he used to work at the warewhare, lol. The gig itself was great, Haz and I were grooving like nutters the whole time. Part way through Pender goes 'This song is dedicated to Louisa and Harriet." SQUEE!!!!!!!! Out of control BDE.

  Ummm and it gets better. After the gig we went to say goodbye. Pender was being chatted away to with a 'get him away from me' look on his face to creepy foreign tall stalker guy. This guy who stares down your top and stands way too close and comes across as freaky. After he left we teased Pender all about him. Had a bit of a chat then said we were heading off and got a hug and kiss for our troubles!!!!!!!!\

So on the way to home we see Puba and Paul and say a quick bye. Puba was trying to tell us we didnt need to go and said "Why don't you have a seat?" We were like "I dunno" and then he rephrased it to "Have a seat." So we did. The we spent a good whie having chats wherein the boys were both rather drunk Puba to the point of telling ridiculous stories and Paul just all droopy-lidded.

   Like we see this motorcycle which Puba claims is his. Then he tells us he crashed it and was in a three year coma and that "you know how everyone has a hundred miles of intestine's. I only have half a mile now." Somehow this was due to his coma? Then this guy walks up to the motorbike and we point out "I think that guys about to steal your motorbike." To which Puba said "Its ok he'l never be able to start it." and with genius comical timing just as he finished that sentence the guy started the motorbike. It was brilliant!!!! Unfortunately before Haz and I got mroe free booze the bar shut down and then the guys had to go pack up. So we bid them farewell and got hugs and kisses from Puba.

  We walked the whole way home SQUEEing!!!!!! BDE XD XD XD

If you thought we got drunk and stupid on sat night, we really topped ourselves on sun.

"I don't trust you anymore, ever since you told me you had sex with someone with no legs."

"That goes down."
"Just like you aye Harriet?"

"I'm meeting B-rad."
"Oh, ok. Here's the penis.:"

"Do dolphins have eyelids?"
"I dunno, I hope so. They have a blowhole."

"As long as you have a blowhole, you're ok with me."

"I likes the women with the know-how and the cinnamon."

"And furthermore Khrishna's war-flag is a rampant monkey."

"somehow Louisa always manages to ream me."

"It's not what you say, it's what you fuck."

"Just put your tits on Edwin."

"Oh my god, I was pointing it upwards not downwards."

"My holes not that deep to get out of."

'"I miss my boobs."

"Put your gate in the palce where it will do the msot damage."

"Its bad enough excreting faeces out of your urethra, but putting a penis in it."

"my titties are stuck in my earring."

"What if Edwin was turned into a dolphin?"
"Fuck if he had a dorsal fin."

"It's the female version of Micheal Jackson."

tbc

Guess who said and the context of each comment.

"I got to the point where I was like my natural instinct was to swallow."

"It needs to have bottom strings."

"I'll have to suck his boobies."
"I'll have to suck his one."

"I got distracted by the fact my fist didn't fill it."

"There's nothing wrong with being fucked in the head."

"The nipples are even bigger when you zoom in."

"My nostril glands weren't working."
"Imagine if you had taste buds in your ass."

"It's my birthday.Put your fake boobies on!!!"

"masturbation is suicide"

"I'm a little more wet than appropriate on your 20th birthday."

"if you say that one more time, B-rad will have to find a dolphin."

My new Jamie Cullum cd is so awesome, I'm obsessed with it. I'm amazed how may presents i got that  I freaking LOVE. My cd, B-rad got me a Buffy quote book, Haz got me the FREAKING most cool blue tartan jacket with zips and clasps everywhere. Honestly Haz last night I didn't really see it and now I actually look at it I'm freaking stoked!!!! Mum made me paintings of Dr Seuss books, Fox in Socks is the best too XD The fake boobs from MeShell are still funny now. Its all just bloody brilliant.

The three days of drinking was one of the best ideas that came out of one innocent comment, lol. First night was the usual crowd and was a winter coat, wrapped up warm and safe and all normal. Second night was new faces and drunker than the first and was a short tartan skirt, spunky and mosh pits and shoving and brash. Who knows where the third night will go?

Argh, Johnny "Lets do Roadrunner. I don't know the words" way too cute.

Today was good/is good.

Had to get up early to see my ma, then off to lab. Wherein the lecturer almost lulled Kate and I to sleep. Was kinda amusing as she was talking about mood disorders and how they affect sleep patterns. And then about circadian rhythms and need sun for wakefulness. So when we got out we walked through the sun... to social, luckily good ole Garth woke us up. With his mass honks of laughter he bellows out with its brillaint. Then he told us volatile relationships were "hot" which had Kate and i cracking up. I was holding on to my nose to try and hold in the sound.

Met up with Haz for coffee/rumballs depending on your person. Spent the time watchig group outside and making their lives rather soap opera'ish. There was a manwhore and all his flirtatious boys. After was walkign homeward. Saw MC and exchanged "hello's".

Saw Libby and had chat with her, in mid of which Face wandered by and had words with him. Then walked part way with libby, after splitting ways saw M and had chat with him. Standing out in goregous sun. Got home and had textchat with Pry. Then off to Borders with Eli to get my bday pressie. Brought Jamie Cullum cd. Midge told me I need to dye my hair as it freaked him out by being too normal. Its amusing how weirded out everyone is by it.

Had textchat with peks and got email from pascale so has been very friendly day.

Told Peks she should paint Summer's room Alice in Wonderland style and Quab's animal print as they are moving inot a bigger house and they are allowed to paint it.  The End.

So I wander into the kitchen to start tea, and Zanaan, G-throw, Duffy an Eli are there and someone asks if I'm there to dance for them. Next thing I know they all start rooting through their pockets for money to throw at me. I'm nt sure if thats good, bad or weird? Lol G-throw just came for a chat about my night with me and commented on how tidy my room is.

Kate and I finished first in our lab today, not only that but we got the highest itner-rater reliability, go us w00t w00t

I'm spending nearly every day now with a Jp 4 Craig on my hand and House/Wilson is killing me I tell ye what. i just found a post about a girl who went to a lecture that writers from house guest-spoke at. they asked who believed House/Wilson and then said that they knew about the fandom and put the scenes in for them. Not just that they know it's the most import rel'ship in the show.  Anyways, how great are writers in the know? Cue Joss fangirl'ing.

Haz, we should watch Firefly again.

At some point it actually seemed like a good idea to stay up all night watching season three of Stargate. However upon arriving at work at 8 in the morning after a piss poor shower and absolutely no sleep, suddenly the idea seemed a tad stupid. Although it was v slashy and humourous the latter part of which could probably be put down to extreme giddyness. I also suffered the effects of giddyness at work. Swinging like a pendulum between wide awake and fast asleep. I was in music though so chilled out to Van Morrisson and stood around appearing to work. The prob was my brain kept jumping tracks and so I would have 5 tasks on the go at once, and no idea what i should actually do.

Arrived home after nearly falling asleep on the bus at least three times to a postcard from none other than Pascale! She's touring the world and is currently in thailand and decided to drop me a line. Sweet.

Now I'm going to buzz out to not falling asleep. I have intense hunger but can't face food. But the fact it makes me feel bad to look at I'm still eating it.